Let me tell you what it takes to sit in the Iron Throne. Season 6 is coming and a new fan trailer gives Game of Thrones Season 6 a Donald Trump-sized makeover
Hey, you, okay. Yeah, you. You think you're so smart making fun of Donald Trump. But let me tell you who's really smart. Donald Trump. He's incredibly smart. Like, so smart he's taken over the entire Republican nomination with a few canned responses. And yeah, next thing you know, some smart guy comes along and re-edits some scenes from a famous TV series like Game of Thrones, and suddenly everyone's talking about how Trump's going to take over Westeros and build a wall to keep out the Dothraki because, you know what, Trump doesn't pay for that many campaign ads like all these other bozos out here 'cause he already gets all the exposure from the media. So g'head, laugh it up, because in Game of Thrones Season 6, it's a case of the blind Arya Stark leading the blind.
And whaddya think, he's just gonna let Daenerys Targaryen and a horde of undocumented nomads into Winterfell? Because under Clinton's Iron Throne policy that's just what you're gonna get. And let me tell you, this guy will build the biggest, the best wall in the Seven Kingdoms, you have no idea. Just ask the people of South Carolina who voted him to run against her revolving Lord Commander-in-chief policies. And I don't wanna hear, "she's got a dragon." So what? Donald has two, and his wife Melania drives a couple of Cadillacs. And don't even get me started on this Jon Snow character. Is he like dead, is he alive? What is he? No, no, we need someone who can stand up to White Walkers because winter is coming, and, let me tell you, things are about to get so cold, you have no idea.